Belated mBSC Advisory

July 11, 2011
Colorado, USA

Texas -- This just in (from a reputable albeit anonymous source): OH, MY WORD, IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN. EARLY THIS MORNING I HEARD ABOUT A QUICK MEETING OF THE mBSc at the Hy Way Cafe. I DID WITNESS THE "OLD MAN" THEY CALL "FROSTY" MOUNT HIS BIKE AND HEAD FOR THE COFFEE SHOP. HE UTTERED AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT IT WAS TO BE A MEETING OF MOST OF THE MEMBERSHIP (they now number four): INCLUDED IN THEIR NUMBER WILL BE ONE SLIGHTLY OLD MAN "TEX", I THINK THAT IS WHAT HE IS CALLED, AND ONE JOLLY ELF CALLED "NUBBIN" ON A GREEN TRIKE. HE MAY ALSO BE KNOWN AS THE "JOLLY GREEN GIANT" FROM DOWN AROUND WINDTHORST, AND, THEN THERE IS THE NEWEST MEMBER, A YOUNG/OLD MAN AKA "CRAZY MIKE". THAT NAME SUITS HIM WELL. YOU BETTER BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THIS GUY, HE REALLY IS SORT OF CRAZY (ok -- IN A NICE WAY}.

CAUTION! EVERYONE SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE GUYS. SOME RIDE BIKES AND SOME COME ALONG IN CAGES TO FOOL EVERYONE. MAYBE THE CAGE DRIVERS ARE TRAVELING INCOGNITO AND DO NOT WANT TO BE READILY RECOGNIZABLE AS CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH BIKER'S "SOCIAL CLUB".

(THEY ARE FRESH FROM A RIDE CAPTAIN'S MEETING, SO TODAY WAS PROBABLY A BRIEFING ON WHAT HAPPENED OR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, PERHAPS WILL HAPPEN OR NOT HAPPEN AT ALL.)

BEWARE IF YOU SEE THESE GUYS IN A CAFE ON THE JACKSBORO HWY. THEY MAY BECOME LOUD OR SEEM PRETTY DISTURBED -- YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE TO ANOTHER SECTION OF THE CAFE. THEY HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO THROW A FEW WORDS OUT THERE (MAYBE NOT SAFE FOR DELICATE EARS).

SIGHTING THIS MORNING ABOUT 8:30 AM... SO APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION AND REMEMBER THIS IS A SPECIAL GROUP OF "MOSTLY MISFIT" BIKERS. LORD KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE UP TO NOW.

Signed,
FYI:
ANONYMOUS

P.S. Perhaps the threat was not as dire as it initially seemed. It has come to my attention that one member of the mBSc ladies auxiliary "Laura" was present, so I'm certain the men were gentlemen after all.