A girl's got to have her standards

April 17, 2009
Fort Collins, CO

It's a snowy day in northern Colorado. We are getting hammered with a late Spring snow storm... again... no riding for a couple of days so as we suffer from PMS, we are hanging out by the fire, surfing the internet and swapping emails with, well... anyone who is out there. LOL! Tim was sort of bummed earlier as he learned that Thunder Mountain has canceled the Bikini Bike Wash scheduled for tomorrow. Ha! I received the following joke from the folks this morning. Before you read it, you should know if you don't ride a Harley we won't hold that against you. Actually, we don't care what you ride... but being Harley owners we found it amusing...

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer!

I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"! "YOU RIDE IT!"